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Here are some football jokes that I have modified for West Brom!! If you know any others and I will add them to this page.
Thanks to Tom Hingus for this joke:
Thanks to James Griffiths for this joke:
Thanks to Catherine Darling for this joke:
Experts have predicted that West Brom will last 3 season in the Premiership...........
Thanks to Jayke 182 for these jokes:
Thanks to Renegade for these jokes: A man from London was going on holiday but he was flying from Birmingham international airport. The man checked his belongings in and headed to the Departure lounge. As he arrived at Departures he noticed everywhere was a mess, the windows were all smashed, safety barriers had been smashed, bins had been knocked over. The man now was rather worried at this stage so he asked a police man who was clearing up the mess why things were as they were, he got the reply "Don't worry they have had the albion lads in filming the new Nike advert!!"
An old man is walking past the Hawthorns with his dog. The dog only has 1 leg, 1 working eye and no hearing. The man then comes across a bottle "I wonder if the myths are true" he mutters, so he rubs the lamp and then before his eyes a genie appears "thank god for that I have been in here for 6 years" the genie says. "I will now grant you 1 wish" the old man thinks and replies "well my dog is very ill can you make him better please" "I am afraid that is impossible even for a genie, have you any others". the man thinks and says "well I am an albion fan and we have had no success recently so can u make us have some success". the genie frowns and replies "hmmmmm lets have a look at that dog again"
Thanks to Shaun Haynes for this joke: Why can't you get a cuppa at the Hawthorns?
A teacher starts a new job at a school in The Black Country and trying to break the ice and make a good impression on her first day, tells the class that she is a Wolves fan. She asks the kiddies to raise their hands if they are Wolves fans as well. Everyone in the class raises a hand except for one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
Thanks to Carla for this Joke: Did you hear that West Brom have new kit sponsors? Yeah, its Pontin's and their season ends in January aswell!!!!
Lee Hughes had a puzzle for Christmas then in March he goes to the training ground to show off about finishing his puzzle, the other players ask him "what's clever about taking 3 months to do a puzzle?" he replies "coz on the box it said 2-3 years"!!!!!!!!
Thanks to Shaun Haynes for this joke: Albion got broken into the other day. a reporter asked a steward "Where there any cups stolen?" The steward replied "Nah they didn't get into the canteen"!!!!!!!
Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled all their latest stamps?
Q: What's the difference between a female West Brom fan and a pit bull?
Q: What do you call 20 West Brom Fans skydiving from an aeroplane?
Q: If you see a West Brom Fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent West Brom fan and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a £50 note. Who gets it?
Q: What do West Brom Fans and sperm have a common?
Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a West Brom Fan?
Q: What do you have when 100 West Brom Fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead West Brom Fan in the road?
Q: What do West Brom Fans use for birth control?
Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a West Brom Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Q: What is the difference between a West Brom Fan and a trampoline?
Q: What do you call 5000 dead West Brom Fans at the bottom of the ocean?
A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is a total write-off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend. "What happened to your car?" "Well, the friend responds " I ran over Lee Hughes" "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?" "Well, he tried to escape through the park."